"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
“The sky is drowning in stars
and every time I spill vodka straight into my chest I shake a lot
and I hate my name
and my father
and when I was little I thought sunsets were fire in the sky
I’m terrified of drowning
I’m good at English
I broke my arm when I was 6
I hate the freckles on my nose
I sleep better when it’s raining
I miss you
I always will”—a list of facts (via extrasad)
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.”—(via 1112pm)
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.